About

 The Rhinoceros Party of Alberta political party based out of Alberta, Canada.  Originally the Party’s ideology was a mixture of libertarian and neoconservative leanings like the Conservative Party of Canada, until this was found to be much too silly, even for us.  Now we are Marxist-Lennonist, for Groucho and John, respectively.

These are our principles.  If you don’t like them we have others.

The Rhinoceros is an excellent symbol for a political party since politicians, by nature, are thick-skinned, slow-moving, dim-witted, can move fast as hell when in danger, and have large, hairy horns growing out of the middle of their faces.

Meet the leader of the Japanese Rhinoceros Party!  Can he suck or what?

This may be a Rhinoceros Party politician in India or just a wild rhino.  It’s impossible to tell.