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CORRECTION: Rhinoceros Party didn’t impersonate Premier

2008-01-25

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

The Rhinoceros Party of Alberta announced that their press release claiming to have impersonated Ed Stelmach and made absurd claims was actually a joke.  It was actually the Premier who said that tar sands oil was clean.  We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.

ABOUT THE RHINOCEROS PARTY

The Rhinoceros Party of Alberta political party based out of Alberta, Canada. Originally the Party’s ideology was a mixture of libertarian and neoconservative leanings like the Conservative Party of Canada, until this was found to be much too silly, even for us. Now we are Marxist-Lennonist, for Groucho and John, respectively.

ABOUT ED STELMACH

A soft-spoken farmer, Ed Stelmach held four posts in the Ralph Klein government and had the support of the rural vote to win the leadership of the Progressive Conservative party of Alberta. Ed Stelmach’s low-key platform included fiscal stability, tackling the problems resulting from rapid growth in Alberta, and moving Alberta beyond its reliance on oil and gas.

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