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Would you like to join? Contact us, we’re currently seeking volunteers to gather signatures to petition the King of Elections, Lorne R. Gibson, to grant us official Party status.
Please note: In order to join the ABRP, you must be a human being, or a rhinoceros, under the age of 100. Those over the age of 100 may join, but only with written approval from a child, grandchild, spouse or another relative under the age of 100.