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Contact / Join

For media inquiries, email us, or, try pinning your message on the nearest small animal.   It’ll get to us.

Would you like to join? Contact us, we’re currently seeking volunteers to gather signatures to petition the King of Elections, Lorne R. Gibson, to grant us official Party status.

Please note: In order to join the ABRP, you must be a human being, or a rhinoceros, under the age of 100.  Those over the age of 100 may join, but only with written approval from a child, grandchild, spouse or another relative under the age of 100.

9 comments

  1. Offered to help before, and still want to! Let me know, phone # is (Calgary) 819-4039, or respond by email to analbertan@canada.com


  2. Hello Rhino Friends !!!!

    Come to our forums and we can all be happy, horny and free.

    Yay !!!

    admin
    rhinoparty.com


  3. YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!! I WANNNA BE HORNY WITH YOU TOO BECAUSE I LOVE RHINOS! I THINK YOUR VIEWS ON POLITICS ARE AMAZINGG AND I ESPECIALLY LOVE YOUR VIEW ON MAKING GAY MARRIAGE MANDATORY BECAUSE MY LOVERR AND I ARE SOOOOOOO HORNY!!!!! AND WE WANT MORE COUPLES TO JOIN OUR PARTAAAAAYY!!!!


  4. I would like to run for the Rhinos in Edmonton. I have a lot of ideas to bring to the party. My favourite is a push for a provincial leader that has the most talent, ala reality TV.


  5. This is amazing. Although I do think that the horniness joke is unnessacery…
    anyways, awesome jokes! I will pin a a note to a small animal, namely my cat. Can I volunteer to help as a website designer? I know programming and I could spread chain mails. Also, I could send Rhinos (and Fjordland Penguins) door to door with pamphlets taped to them.


  6. OhMeGosh!!!!! I love u guys! So FUNNY!!!! Your electoral platform is soooooo awesome! Can I be horny(in a non-creepy way) with u?!?!?!?!?


  7. WTF?!?! R u for real?!


  8. You guys are CRAZY and you should be taking politics a bit more serious then this if you want to run a country! Also if you guys actually did run this country I’d escape as fast as I could cause I’d be scared for my life. 😦 not cool guys!


  9. I love all the ‘r u a reel party!>?@!” posts. 😉



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