Rhinoceros Party announces final solution for child care

The Rhinoceros Party of Alberta has engineered a brilliant final solution to the problems facing child care in this province. We promise to abolish childhood, and in doing so we will not only solve the problem of lack of day care spaces, but also the labour shortage and rising education costs.  We will replace elementary school with work, and Alberta will be able to keep up with China and India.

Typical jobs for children will be rolling cigarettes, coal mining, building toys for rich kids, and prostitution. Children will be allowed a two year break for military service, and then will be placed back into the workforce. Under our proposed plan, parents may purchase a work exemption for their children, tentatively set at $4000 per year.